Ish Patients Say

Patient: What are you?
Me: You mean my ethnicity?
Patient: Yeah, are you Chinese, Japanese, or Vietnamese?
Me: Try another guess.
Patient: . . .
Me: There are so many other countries in Asia man
Patient: . . .
Me: Okay, it starts with a “K.”
Patient: . . .
Patient: Kansas?!?!?

 

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